🚩 THE LAMERCUP A golfing extravaganza
Winner: The Freebirds

2025

Spain 🇪🇸

The 2025 LamerCup took place at La Cala, where the lamers played the Campo Asia and Campo America courses. The Freebirds went 4:1 up after day one and, although the lamers were too lame to record day two's scores, the Demons ultimately didn't do enough to retain the trophy.

Attendance : 11 athletes

Day 1 — Arrival & Opening Ceremony

Thursday 16 October 2025
  • Athletes arrive at Málaga airport.
  • Prinks and sumptuous cocktails to be followed by the grand opening ceremony.
  • Rite of passage and hazing ceremonies for new athletes begin in earnest.

Day 2 — La Cala Asia

Friday 17 October 2025
  • Limousine transfer directly to golf course.
  • Tee off at the renowned La Cala Asia course.
  • Opulent banqueting, a feast fit for royalty set amidst a lavish and grandiose setting, followed by pints of Tennants at Bar None, the best Rangers supporters bar outside of Glasgow.

Day 3 — La Cala America & Presentation

Saturday 18 October 2025
  • Chauffeured transfer to golf course.
  • Tee off at the La Cala America course.
  • Award ceremony.
  • Feasting in Benalmádena old town, to be followed by a visit to Coyote's strip bar just north of the 24 hour square.

Day 4 — Departure

Sunday 19 October 2025
  • Lamers return to planet earth with their tails between their legs.