The 2026 LamerCup took place in Spain — Friday 9th October at El Chaparral, Saturday 10th October at Torrequebrada. The Freebirds went 1 up after day one, but the Demons hit back with a 2-match swing on day two to take the cup by 1.
Cocktails are served. The opening ceremony commences. The weekend has officially begun, and there is no going back now.
The ancient rites of passage are administered to new Lamers with all the solemnity the hour and alcohol levels permit.
Day 2 — El Chaparral
Friday 9 October 2026
The Lamers are poured into a stretch limousine and pointed in the approximate direction of the renowned El Chaparral course.
Wig (?) versus Mush (8)
Buckfast Barry (30) Champagne Norris (?) versus Merlot Mark(?) Disco Dan (29)
Sauvignon Smokes (16) Salsa Pa (34) versus Fugi (20) Moretti Mike (?)
A banquet of staggering magnificence, each course more unnecessary than the last, culminating in a slow, dignity-shedding drift through Benalmádena old town, each bar along the way looking marginally more promising than the one before it for reasons nobody can explain the next morning.
Day 3 — Golf Torrequebrada & Presentation
Saturday 10 October 2026
White-gloved chauffeurs ferry the Lamers to Golf Torrequebrada in vehicles of questionable cleanliness but unquestionable grandeur.
Buckfast Barry (30) versus Moretti Mike (?)
Sauvignon Smokes (16) Wig (?) versus Fugi (20) Merlot Mark (?)
Champagne Norris (?) Salsa Pa (34) versus Disco Dan (29) Mush (8)
Awards ceremony.
Dinner gives way to the blackjack tables at Casino Torrequebrada, where the Lamers attempt to win back everything they lost on the course that afternoon, and fail spectacularly at that too.
Day 4 — Departure
Sunday 11 October 2026
The Lamers disperse into the harsh light of reality, dreams shattered, wallets empty, dignity questionable.